December 2010
I have curves. And I hate them.
sundaynightss:
seriously. There’s nothing wrong with curves. Embrace dem bitchezzz
Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and...
– Nicolas Chamfort (via stellablu)
Black guys at school:
sweetcoulture:
suckmybaytrah:
l0velyanne:
What I want them to look like:
What they actually look like:
why the fuck is this so relevant?!
ugh :/ story of my life
right? -__-
Khloe Kardashian and Hubby's New Show Starts... →
lovekardashian:
“It looks like E! will be a Kardashian channel after all. It has just been reported by Us magazine that Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom are planning another spin-off to “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and they are doing it in “Newlyweds” style.”
My ambition is to be happy.
– Penelope Cruz (via kari-shma)
Wellllll I do love a challenge!
White people talk to their parents crazy..
fashionxweedxsex:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
And I’m sittin there waitin for it like:
Then their parents get all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I dont wish I could do that shit:
What happends when you get yelled at for being on...
sarahramora:
You’re just sitting there like:
And they’re like “you have one more minute”. Of course you’re all:
Then when they leave the room you’re like:
BITCH I AIN’T GETTIN OFF.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line...
this made my day. this is amazing.
Just got off phone w/ Anthony & my cousin,
and we literally talked for three hours. -___- I should have went out and did something productive with my life hahaha. Goodnight everyone! I probably wont be posting before New Years, so have a great start to 2011 too! :)
Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your...
I just enabled my little ask box thing..
go for it?
cut-a-bitch:
Some of you bitches need to be fucking thankful to be blessed with such beautiful features.
If you are ever trying to have a movie night with...
vmenor:
Scary movies. Scary movies. Scary movies. Horror movies. Horror Movies. Movies with blood, sex, ghost, any kind of scary shit. Omg, I’m down.
who you finnnna try, who you finnnna try? lmao!
Chris Brown has some sexy sex songs.
vmenor:
Haha. All I’m listening too.
glow in the dark, though! hahaha
This is a shout out to all the females that added...
you all truly amuse me. My life intrigues you so much that you have to stalk my life on three different public forums? It would be one thing if y’all knew me on a first name basis, but half of you I’ve never met a day in my life. I respect your stalking skills though. Mad props to you guys!
I’m trying really hard to be a nice person, but my patience is wearing thin.
Being from the bay is a blessing
jeanugly:
We got some of the best dro known to man here
bay life!
I wonder what Jeancarlo would look like without...
jeanugly:
haileeeezy:
o.O
Bitch don’t worry bout that!
Bitch, don’t get fuckin crazy. Shave it off so I can see!
I wonder what Jeancarlo would look like without...
o.O